Andy Farrant Safety Beanie

Playing a scary game? Watching a scary movie? Urban exploring an abandoned mannequin factory that burned down 100 years ago tonight? You require the comfort and security that only the Andy Farrant Safety Beanie can confer! 

This navy blue beanie, made famous by jumpscare-hating hat wearer Andy Farrant, delivers unparalleled protection against malevolent entities including but not limited to spookingtons, slendermen and sassy evil dolls. 

With its cosy construction and handsome orange embroidery, the Safety Beanie will keep you five times safer than the next leading brand of ghost-repellent headwear. Invest today!